Monday, January 10, 2011

Life of Automation in Apaya

I am told everything in Apaya is automated and Apaya Web Master is well paid.

He has embraced Open Source and when he leaves Apaya President doe not have to pay enormous bills in arrears.

This is where I get involved with the Web Master General who is overseeing all applications that come from all over the world.

The computer should screen all the applications and then re-channel them to further levels of filtering. The filtering services have different protocols for different countries and different offenses and whether they have been punished while on earth etc.

The idea is to delay the processing by nanosecond of a nanosecond.

The whole idea is to add nanoseconds and nanoseconds of time to the whole process of screening.

If an application is screened quickly those are the applications that come under my purview.

What methods can be adopted enhance the process so that no crime is missed or not get punished.

That is where the equation of mine come into operation.

That is the most difficult part for me foresee and avoid problems.

The lawyers on earth might plead not guilty on counts that is not applicable in Apaya.

All pervasive law of nature has to be applied

This is part I am not supposed to declare open to the customer.

The most difficult part for me is when doctors' cases and case findings are screened.

I have to be aware of all the loopholes in the system since there are very few litigation when practicing on earth.

But almost every doctor gets caught here mostly over diagnosing and very many are missed diagnoses and wrong treatment to correct diagnosis and right treatment to the wrong diagnosis etc.

There are severe deterrents here and I feel very comforted that I am not actively practicing now.

But being a pathologist it is a pleasure to know how much big BOSS knows about medicine.

Sometimes I wonder whether he had been a professor of medicine in one of his past lives but scarred to ask that question lest when I get there to hell he might remember me.

Like the Thovil Dancer working with the Yakkhayas it can be fun when it comes to screening doctors and lawyers.

When it come to bankers and speculators it is easy.

When the bank balance is high we know he is a crook but when the bank balance is high on a doctor that equation has to be modified by the number of cases correctly diagnosed or cases seen or referred by the doctor etc.

The equation is very very complicated since there are many crooks among doctors who know how to bluff.

Just like bluffing the income tax when on surface of the earth.

I hope you get some comprehension of the scheme of activity and automation in Apaya.

If I add nanoseconds to the scrutiny and more the nanoseconds of delay there is Apaya Web Administrator is happy.

He does not tell me what the real Yakka does this with the data, I guess like a British Visa officer, it probably depends on the mood of the Mighty Yakka.

I also do not ponder since once my job is done it is no longer in my jurisdiction.

What is more important is if I get this equation right in the first instance my work with the Sackra becomes easy and manageable.

I get the ones that are rejected by the Apaya Web Administrator (AWA) and forward them after a little scrutiny by my computer to Maha Deva's Assistant.

He of course sends a few of them back for another round through the Apaya since he believes my first equation is better and I get some extra bonus for re-scrutiny.

Another information I have to share with you is that since I took over this task I am yet to find a Sri-Lankan who escapes through the system of Apaya.

Not that I am severe on Sri-Lankans but for the last 30 odd years of conflict everybody who is somebody who has gone through the mill knows Web Administrator has a funny way of adding extra bonus nanoseconds added even before scrutiny and I have no privy to how much this bonus is.

Suffice is to say that is enough to keep you in hell long after the peace process.

So do not ever think of leaving this planet until we got the reconciliation gear well advanced and working before you think of kicking the bucket.

Good luck on Earth is the saying and wish in Apaya.

One never gets scot free chances like on earth elsewhere for so many offenses.
Enjoy while the sun shines!