Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Majestic Elephants
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Two Brothers of Contrast
Working abroad
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Tribute to my Mother
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
GnuGitarinux-Linux 100
Monday, January 10, 2011
Life of Automation in Apaya
He has embraced Open Source and when he leaves Apaya President doe not have to pay enormous bills in arrears.
This is where I get involved with the Web Master General who is overseeing all applications that come from all over the world.
The computer should screen all the applications and then re-channel them to further levels of filtering. The filtering services have different protocols for different countries and different offenses and whether they have been punished while on earth etc.
The idea is to delay the processing by nanosecond of a nanosecond.
The whole idea is to add nanoseconds and nanoseconds of time to the whole process of screening.
If an application is screened quickly those are the applications that come under my purview.
What methods can be adopted enhance the process so that no crime is missed or not get punished.
That is the most difficult part for me foresee and avoid problems.
The lawyers on earth might plead not guilty on counts that is not applicable in Apaya.
All pervasive law of nature has to be applied
This is part I am not supposed to declare open to the customer.
The most difficult part for me is when doctors' cases and case findings are screened.
I have to be aware of all the loopholes in the system since there are very few litigation when practicing on earth.
But almost every doctor gets caught here mostly over diagnosing and very many are missed diagnoses and wrong treatment to correct diagnosis and right treatment to the wrong diagnosis etc.
There are severe deterrents here and I feel very comforted that I am not actively practicing now.
But being a pathologist it is a pleasure to know how much big BOSS knows about medicine.
Sometimes I wonder whether he had been a professor of medicine in one of his past lives but scarred to ask that question lest when I get there to hell he might remember me.
Like the Thovil Dancer working with the Yakkhayas it can be fun when it comes to screening doctors and lawyers.
When it come to bankers and speculators it is easy.
When the bank balance is high we know he is a crook but when the bank balance is high on a doctor that equation has to be modified by the number of cases correctly diagnosed or cases seen or referred by the doctor etc.
The equation is very very complicated since there are many crooks among doctors who know how to bluff.
Just like bluffing the income tax when on surface of the earth.
I hope you get some comprehension of the scheme of activity and automation in Apaya.
If I add nanoseconds to the scrutiny and more the nanoseconds of delay there is Apaya Web Administrator is happy.
He does not tell me what the real Yakka does this with the data, I guess like a British Visa officer, it probably depends on the mood of the Mighty Yakka.
I also do not ponder since once my job is done it is no longer in my jurisdiction.
What is more important is if I get this equation right in the first instance my work with the Sackra becomes easy and manageable.
I get the ones that are rejected by the Apaya Web Administrator (AWA) and forward them after a little scrutiny by my computer to Maha Deva's Assistant.
He of course sends a few of them back for another round through the Apaya since he believes my first equation is better and I get some extra bonus for re-scrutiny.
Another information I have to share with you is that since I took over this task I am yet to find a Sri-Lankan who escapes through the system of Apaya.
Not that I am severe on Sri-Lankans but for the last 30 odd years of conflict everybody who is somebody who has gone through the mill knows Web Administrator has a funny way of adding extra bonus nanoseconds added even before scrutiny and I have no privy to how much this bonus is.
Suffice is to say that is enough to keep you in hell long after the peace process.
So do not ever think of leaving this planet until we got the reconciliation gear well advanced and working before you think of kicking the bucket.
Good luck on Earth is the saying and wish in Apaya.
One never gets scot free chances like on earth elsewhere for so many offenses.
Enjoy while the sun shines!
Saturday, January 8, 2011
How to forward a dead man's (women excluded) email
Since I am in regular contact with Sackra's assistant which I have from the time of registration of Hela Urumaya as a political party (that appointment was to give a resume of all Hela Urumaya voters who gets a call of nature through Devalays before their demise).
Sakcra himself handles the party stalwarts and he does not believe their own well cooked up resumes leave alone any comments that I have made about them in web publications. Unlike Apaya. They have enough memory in all the servers with my good offices I have made an arrangement to provide a server on IMF loan facility to Hell which can be paid back while in hell to Apaya accounts.
You may wonder how I got the appointment. On merit alone and that is due to my intense interest in Linux and the number of publication in the web by any Sri-Lankan. They have just typed asoka and linux and lately asokaplus and got hold of my web counting. Then they have looked at the impact it made in Sri-Lanka which was almost zero and connected me wirelessly to ask why this discrepancy.
I promptly said I publish only in English to which they said why don't you make an attempt to improve English. I said Sir I am doing it right now by writing and that is the reason for me posting in the web.
They were quite happy with my answers but said your extensions will be based on your daily writings and that is why I have to post at least one a day at wordpress.
When I was at writeclique it was once in three days and at Google once in 2 to 3 days and now once a day like a poor National News Paper Editors.
I am told by the Web Administrator of the Apaya (Hell in English) a new super powered Server to handle the demand from Sri-Lankans was installed this year (immigrants specially from Colombo 7, Hela Urumaya type who sell electricity for an exorbitant price -they have a special sub-system for Hela Urumaya).
Nobody can contact the President and the Head of Apayas since he is 24 hour on call and cannot sleep.
He was elected recently unanimously without a contest and he can go for re-election at lib.
His crime was sleeping while on call duty at President's Office and giving false promises to the visitors and giving false statements to a judicial inquiry (perjury not punished here).
You may wonder what is the difference between becoming head of Apaya or Devlova.
Sackra has four hours of sleep and he can delegate some of activities to the assistant and the assistant can delegate it to me. It looks as if one becomes a President of this country he can easily take up a position in Apaya since there are no delegated activities now in Apaya and super-computers have taken over mankind (beingskind- a new word coined by me for Apaya use) there.
My duty is ease to forward dead man's emails either to Apaya or Devlova or safe house in between for scrutiny. By doing that all email holding companies will benefit by releasing their precious space for new comers.
I am currently doing the test run on the formula I have developed on Senior Ministers' profiles (I am duty bound not to disclose test runs to the person while they are alive) on my computer and it got stuck due to overload and may have to update the RAM and speed.
Unfortunately I am not paid any allowances even though I requested 10% on testing and another 50% on running.
If you have any suggestion please forward it to me without any delay so that I can include them on the revised version. I have decided not to make the formula public since the Central Bank of Ceylon (Now SIRI LANKA) and IMF would get bright ideas to change roles and divest their energies in Apaya Investment Limited (newly formed company by me)
Mind you there is a vacancy for-How to forward a dead woman's email post- any man or woman can apply by passing me.
Details are at Apalya Investment Limited website if it is in operation without any untoward attack by Sri-Lankan Government.
Mind you I did not tell the Apaya Web Admin that there is cloud computing on the offing thinking that they might reserve space on cloud farms for future use and we might not have anything left for a poor soul like me.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Little things
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
High Tech in Education
The WHO is also falling behind badly!
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Internet-How to resist temptations?
Big Caveat:
More freedom does not necessarily equal more happiness.
In fact, more choices may mean more confusion, mistakes, regret, even despair.
That is the irony at the heart of Jonathan Franzen's latest novel Freedom (Farrar, Strauss and Giroux, 2010).
I need to be brief in this essay.
The list can be in the hundreds but one must chop it down to 3 or 4.
- Is it for inspiration (that is my first choice)?
- Is it for game (occupy the free time if you have in a constructive and enjoyable way)?
- Is it the reflex action routine you have become a slave of?
- Let me explain my first choice for clarity.
Can this 1% have an impact in the changing world?
The answer I Leave it open for the time being and I want to raise this question again in year end.
I put my experience first.
I am inspired in spite of the small percentage points in statistics.
My writing by accident coincided by good grace!
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Hate Philosophy and Old Weapon of Self Destruction
The first wave was related to the ethnic issue.
The second wave was related to the party politics.
The third wave is against the international community.
And the fourth wave is going to be the imaginary aliens, I guess.
This was a country when Atomic bomb was dropped on Japan and then late J.R.J uttered a verse in Dhammapada for record.
But when JRJ left, this country was beset with hate in all directions.
It was an irony!
Once I had the rare distinction of taking to a young Japanese gentleman who had done a lot to this country.
I asked him why he was so devoted to Sri-Lanka.
Without hesitation he said when he was a kid he could only remember the Japanese translation of the Dhammapada Verse and one day when grown up he will visit Sri-Lanka and pay his dues.
Which he did in abundance.
I told him that he should change roles and become an ambassador to which he only smiled and said one does not need to be an ambassador to do good.
That was an emphatic statement.
From that point onward when we refer to Dhammapada it was only for reference value and not for any concrete actions of compassion or empathy.
Why?
I do not know.
But I have only one theory.
When one studies only one language and specially the books dished out from the government without true educational philosophy, the Creative part of the Brain is permanently stunted and deranged.
There is no lateral or creative thinking capability.
Even the erasing of a word called Ceylon from memory is a symptom of this malady.
One cannot erase history or dictionary value of a coined word simply with rhetoric.
In time to come this country will be famous for its rhetoric with no actions.
NATO-C
The No Action Talk Only Country.
I hope in the New Year true senses should come to our body politics and restore us to ancient Eastern values.
Power and Party Politics is a Western creation to institute divide and rule philosophy.
We have become slaves of that creation and forgotten our ancient roots.
I think the presidential advisers who can read and write English should read Prof. De Bono's books on Beautiful Mind and Lateral Thinking.
For a start we should get him (Prof. De Bono) for a Guest Lecture in honour of late Laxman Kadiragarman.
He is very expensive to hire and very busy but if given the needs and proper objectives he would oblige.
I believe he was one (LK) who had the courage and the charisma to have a beautiful mind in the face of adversity.
May we remember him for that character.
We do not want Lion Foxes, and for that matter any foxes to come to this country.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Clown Fish or Clowned Politicians
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
World Cup 2011- Who will be the Champions?
The era of Australian domination is over just like the West Indian domination in seventies. However, I cannot forget Sir Botham's contribution in mid eighties but this time it is the team work that lead to the victory and credit goes to Flower behind the scene and Strauss for workman like leadership. I knew he had all the credentials to lead a victorious team but do not be complacent the Australian team by all its worth and standard was very poor outfit.
Like Australian politics and not being able to stand up for their man of Wickileaks Australia has shown it is still under the Queen's Grip but not a Republic of People who can be proud of their history and achievements as a nation.
Coming back to World Cup, who will win?
In cricket it is hard to predict but I go for South Africa and with the shrewed leadership of Smith, they can do it.
South Africa did a good thing by appointing him as the captain when young. He has matured to be the best standing captain and with stature and amiable smile, like our smiling assassin Muththiah come World Cup he should (without injuries of course) be able stand to the rigours of one day cricket and raise the World Cup.
Their only weakness is spin (slow) balling department in both facing the spin ballers and using spinners to compliment the army of pacies they have.
The wickets and weather are going to be their spoiler enemies and Smith should be able to smell the weather as well as dirty politics well in advance of the World Cup.
Please do not be corrupt like Gilchrist and play the game by the spirit of the game.
Unlike football (it is a corrupt game, anyway) in South Africa they are not under pressure and when one is not under pressure one achieves better results.
Good Luck Southies!.
Mind you umpires can be spoilers especially Australian and English!
Now why I did not fancy any of the South East countries.
In this part of the world the cricket is corrupt like politics. Good example is Sri-Lanka and my gut feeling is that they will not even pass the Round Robin Stage (unless they use some undercover political maneuvering).
India got the Mega Star image like Indian celluloid's and Pakistan is still struggling to emerge from Military to civilian life with terrorist holding the country transom and unfortunately religion has become a curse to neighboring countries (it is so in Sri-Lanka too, it does not matter in what form it comes with monks in the parliament doing sweet nothing).
To the players I have one warning.
Cricket is stronger than a religion in this part of the world.
Do not play dirty or politics with the game.
Win or lose enjoy the sunshine and the game.
Good workman like players we will remember to our twilight years.
What matters is the game not the individuals and one should be able to say "I did it my way" and "it worked" and a smile for the waiting cameras.
If you play by the rules we will be with you when you are under the weather and the press.
One example would suffice.
When Shrawag was denied a century, a few of us were behind you.
You have a point to prove and when you play against Sri-Lanka but do not make it spoil your excellent performance.
You can be the " player of the series" if you have a simple game plan and play one ball at time.
Your balling will be a secret weapon and practice that too to win.