Ten Points Peace Plan

This was adapted from one of my OLD Dreams but edited to suit current developments. I had some help from Maha Brahma's Assistant.

Ten Points Peace Plan
 

1. Number 1
Abolish the post of Presidency.
My heavens!
How can we do that?
This, American president can take any country to his palm and decide it's fate now or never.

Why never?
If the country does not listen he can decimate it with a press of a button.
One nuclear arsenal is enough but some countries like Israel are protected.

Why?
I do not know?
Ask the president and his secretary.

Can this be applied to Ceylon.
 
You got to be kidding!


2. Number 2
Do not have a National Flag.
That is a wonderful idea.
Why?
We do not have to hoist it on a cold January morning and only two third will rise to it and one third will not.
In times of war it is one less item to be carried to the war front.

Besides American flag would be spared of this gesture of burning it in front of their own embassies with a religious flavour.

What about the UNO?
If we do not have national flags UNO could be closed for good.

That is an excellent predicament.

3. Number 3
Abolish all political parties.

I don't like it Sir.
Why?
Two reasons, Sir.
We become a one party state.
Second we will not have the fun of watching the ruling party making all the tricks to destroy the aspiring opposition.
Beside I do not watch cricket now.

This is the only game to watch on daily basis.
Without politics people will starve to death.

If coconut goes to Rs.300/= we have a party to blame, especially those who are in power.

I do not like that idea at all.
We all are political animals.


4. Number 4
Ban all the National Anthems.
That is a very good idea.

Why?
We can start a football game or any game without hoisting the flag and the anthem.

We can finish all the games five minutes early even if one is watching them on TV.
If we count the number of games played in an year and multiply that by five (minutes) we have an enormous saving of time for productive work for one's own country.

Do you have national anthem in heaven.
NOPE.

5. Number 5
Ban allocating colours to political parties and countries.

I do not see any advantage at all in that proposal.

Just wait a minute, I would explain the benefits.
This is an environmentally friendly gesture.
Then, we will have only greens and no other colours.
Besides, it saves the use of paints for political decorations.
All the other Colours are released for business ventures and the advertisement industry.
Every time a government changes the industry guys / girls do not have to paint their business places with the colour of the ruling party.

I am sorry I did not think that way.

6. Number 6
Cancel Elections
This comes as a collateral advantage of not having parties.

7. Number 7
Have one universal language.
I am not going to propose any current language.
Instead, I propose Python the long long computer language.

8. Number 8
Cancel the Z-score
That is very exciting.
How do we conduct examinations?
I have a very simple solution.
Give a common paper.
If all the students do not get 100 out of 100, sack the teacher.

Then re-train the teachers to teach.
That looks promising.

9. Number 9
Close all universities for good.
That is very retrogressive know?
No, it will save lot of agony for the current government.
There is no minister.
There are no professors.
There are no salary issues.
There are no industrial actions.
Then what happens to me.

Go and start treating patients instead of teaching good values to students.

What are you going to do with the money saved?

That is a very good question.

Go on a safari holiday.

10. Number 10
Ban all weapons of mass destruction.

The money saved should be used to teach one subject.

The subject is Global Preace.
That is the only education mankind needs.
All the schools should be raised to University Level.
Have only one professorship.
That is called the Professor of Peace at all times.

Then all these institutes like Amnesty International and the N.G.Os who are selling Peace for Money will cease to exist.

The world peace will prosper without any expenditure.