Forming a New Party

 Sunday, May 31, 2020

Forming a New Party
 

Thought of forming a new party for the coming year was an idea I conceived from the Party of the Loonies from Great Britain. 

Unlike Great Britain we have a credible lineage of political loonies and my effort would not go waste in this country of politically blinds.
 

Party name is L.L.(“A”).P.
It stands for Linux Lovers (“Addict”) Party. 

Initially I thought of L.L.P. but had to give into the enthusiastic supporter’s view who claimed that not only we are politically blind but we also inherit a strong sense of political addiction. Even though I was very keen in analyzing the statistical significance for the above bone of contention (conviction), I was over-ruled by the minority of the enthusiastic supporters (a political tradition of our own). 

I should confess I tried hard for the original name for the sake of brevity and easy pronunciation. However, to preserve the authorship of LLP for myself (in Linux tradition), using standard computer convention, I included “A” with double quotes and brackets so that it stands out prominent for the loyalists but in computer sense there is no operating leverage; only a comment. 

By the time of the annual convention the verified name would be put into a democratic voting, preferably an electronic method devised by the Linux Local Community.
For parties opposing us can use any other interpretation's, like Lankan Loonies, Lankawatama Lights, Lanu (Dirappu) Lunu or l-Nunu l-Nunu (l-silent of course) Party. 

We encourage all these contradictory views since we believe in any form of advertising including negative to build our image in the first year. 

In case one needs to reassert the party image they can use Dr. Che Guerra type of attitude and say it is Linux Liberation and not anti-american (American citizens are entitled to their own interpretation and obsessions)
 

First of all this party is dedicated to late Prof: Senaka Bibile for his untiring effort in the UNTARD for developing the generic system of drug labeling as opposed to the proprietary system of labeling of drugs so that the addicts of the party could obtain a cheaper version (dose) of the party manifesto.
Late Dr. Reily Fernando who is in heaven now is the Godly Patron. 

The lifelong patron is going to be Linus Torvalds.
The first wave of the promotion would be done with the reciting of “Linux Saranam Gachchami”, three times a day religiously when one start the day at office. 

This promotion should be used in tandem and it should be tempered with “Wi(n)dows Saranam Vinasayam” liberally when ever an opportunity comes across in the office and in front of All Wi(n)dow's Boxes.
All email communications should end with a greeting similar to “A Linux a day keeps the bugs away”.
In tribute to the open source software foundation, the first project would be to develop a Linux in Sinhala Installation, well in advance of the Microshaft Cronies would have a chance to add a Sinhala Version to X-XPs for a pricey sum (for our village boys eating Kentucky Chicken).
Colombook Cronies who a itching to make a fast buck once the Microshaft Edition of Sinhala comes into operation in our remote village (schools / tutories) corners (shops) may have heart attacks with the thought of our project.
We recommend them that they should get their blood cholesterol checked until such time the Microshaft version is built in America.
 

For the young Buddhist monks (English Literate) we request for the sake of preserving Pali Stanzas in its originality, take an active interest in this project (Sinhala Script) instead of appearing at TV Talk Shows and spending sojourns in London Vihara.
 

Open source of course was created with a traditional Buddhist outlook of Sabbha Dhanam Dhamma Dhanam Jinathi and it is not difficult for someone to comprehend Sabbha Dhanam Linux Dhanum Jinathi Concepts.
Linux converts (disciples) may preach as they please.
This is for free distribution without any claim for originality in the true spirit of GPL agreement. 

Users should bear any consequences that may result and endanger their health status. This can be improved (Linux addicts) or defaced (Microshaft weaklings) as long as the original authorship is accepted as L.L.(¨A¨).P. Head Quarters, Peradeniya (Kandy), Ceylon.
 

P.S. As a proactive precaution (my email may get ¨choker blocked¨) I have disabled my email indefinitely so even I cannot access it.
However, personal and paper communications are welcome.
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