He was sent to Russia to communicate with two other dogs in Russia.
One is pure bred Russian dog.
The other a pure bred American dog sent to Russia by President Trump.
Everybody knows President Putin is a dog lover.
Problem was very simple.
The American dog refused to coexit with the Russian dog.
They were living in two separate kennels with two different handlers.
How come a Ceylonese Dog get involved.
It has to do with Ceylonese President.
He has gone to India and has cordial relationship with China. Inadvertently, he relegated Russia to third place.
How did I get involved in.
I am working with Maha Brahma to find a solution to Dementia in dogs. He died not want demented esthlings for his study protocol. Maha is on long holiday and the current acting Maha is a Ceylonese Paraya dog. I knew this Paraya dog when on this planet in Kandy city near Makestta Temple. He was scavenging there and had the luxury of listening to Bana Desana (Dhamma sermons). As a merit of that he landed in heaven not haven.
Coming to our dog with diplomatic instincts, he was the third in a mixed litter to whom a Godly Water was sprinkled at the behest of the Maha Brahma to cause dementia. In actual fact, without the knowledge of the owner and the veterinary surgeon few drops of the heavenly water was given before the first suckling. By an elaborate scheme these dogs were purchased by a Russian, an American and a wealthy businessman well connected to Ceylonese President. Two were delivered to Russia and America through diplomatic missions. He was to be delivered to Russia to solve the current dog problem.
Third was left in Ceylon for a while, all due to staggered elections. Now that President Trump in office with slowly, ice breaking and real diplomacy raising it's head (Acting Maha Brahma with him own dog's wisdom knew how the things will fall into place), our President can play a master stroke by offering help to remedy President Putin's Predicament.
Dealing with two demented dogs.
Our diplomatic dog was a godly blessing.
How he achieved diplomatic talents.
He was in previous life was a payment hawker in Colombo Pettah street selling smuggled goods from the harbour. A luxury trade of the past in Ceylon. He could talk into any potential buyer the wisdom of buying his kits (never tested or validated). Making a Kalu Kaputa Sudu scenario. That is a diplomatic trade. In any case diplomats are trained to lie for the country.
Indian are very good at it.
I can very well remember how I purchased an electronic balance for my research work (could not find in retail shops and cost of importing one from Japan was prohibitive, to say the least) for less than Rs.5000/=. It is still in working condition.
This guy used to sell these smuggled items at exorbitant prices.
For that crime he became a dog.
How come a dog with diplomatic instincts.
It is very simple.
He used to start the day praying at the Bo tree (papal tree) in Pettah.
It is called Kodi Gaha Yata.
What is in for me in these dealing.
It is a lot.
Russia has black listed us from any Visa. Probably due to our dealing with Ukraine during internal conflict. Buying faulty helicopters which ditched in Negamboo lagoon. I wished to travel to Russia from 1970. Had I not being able to enter Medical Faculty, I would have entered Lumumba University in Russia. We had very cordial relationship with Russia. Besides, Aeroflot flights were the cheapest to London, England. But overnight stay at Moscow made me to rethink. With very little saving in hand and no job offer in UK, missing a flight to London was not considered prudent. I ended flying Swiss Air to London through Amsterdam which I hated the most and vouched not to fly again by that airline.
Emirates became my favorite down the line. I could not visit Russia and I wish to go for a visit Russia accompanying this dog with diplomatic talents.
That is the bottom line.
What is in for Maha Brahma?
Now that Maha is in long holiday he is convinced that some of his underlings would plot to oust him in his absence. Our dog Assistant of Maha had got an inkling of this tendency and had warned him of such scenario. Not one but several of his retinues. He wanted these guys to become demented. Unlike Paranoia is absent in heaven. Paranoia preclude dementia in humans. Maha wants to find the genomic piece of paranoia in these two dogs and transplant them into his devine plotters.
It is win win situation.
He gets his competitors wrapped up in delusion of grandiosity.
I get a scheme make a fast buck by copyrighting this genomic sequence.
This piece will be included in my book "Story about three dogs".
One has to buy this book and read it in full for details.
By the way, I am going to use MX Linux just installed to publish this book done in Abiword.
Singular achievement of mine.
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