Dog with Diplomatic Instincts

Dog with Diplomatic Instincts

This is about a Ceylonese Dog.

He was sent to Russia to communicate with two other dogs in Russia.

One is pure bred Russian dog.

The other a pure bred American dog sent to Russia by President Trump.

Everybody knows President Putin is a dog lover.

Problem was very simple.

The American dog refused to coexist with the Russian dog.

They were antagonistic and living in two separate kennels with two different handlers.

 

How come a Ceylonese Dog get involved?

 

It has to do with Ceylonese President's political ambitions as a global guy.

He has gone to India and has cordial relationship with China. Inadvertently, he relegated Russia to the third place and he has to make amends.

How did I get involved in?

 

I am working with Maha Brahma to find a solution to Dementia in dogs. He did not want demented earthlings for his study protocol. Maha is on long holiday and the current Acting Maha is a Ceylonese stray (Paraya) dog. I knew this Paraya dog when he was on this planet in Kandy City near Malwatta Temple. He was scavenging there and had the luxury of listening to Bana Desana (Dhamma sermons). 

As a merit of that Good Kamma he landed in heaven not in a dog haven.

Coming to our dog with diplomatic instincts, he was the third in a mixed litter to whom a Godly Water was sprinkled at the behest of the Maha Brahma to cause dementia. In actual fact, without the knowledge of the owner and the veterinary surgeon a few drops of the heavenly water was given to each dog before the first suckling. By an elaborate scheme these dogs were made to be purchased by a Russian, an American and a wealthy businessman well connected to Ceylonese President. Two were delivered to Russia and America through diplomatic missions. 

He was to be delivered to Russia to solve the current dog problem but was delayed. Third was left in Ceylon for a while, all due to staggered elections. Now that President Trump in office slowly but surely, ice is breaking and a chance for real diplomacy raising it's head (Acting Maha Brahma with him own dog's wisdom knew how the things will fall into place), our president can play a master stroke by offering help to remedy President Putin's Predicament of dealing with the two demented dogs.The dementia has become so bad the dog has forgotten their given name.

Our diplomatic dog was a godly blessing.

 

How he achieved diplomatic talents?

He was in previous life was a payment hawker in Colombo Pettah streets selling smuggled goods from the harbour. It was a uxury trade of the past in Ceylon when forein goods were banned under Sirimavo and N.M.Perera. He was renown as a RA or Toddy man since, he promoted Coconut Toddy in Ceylon. He could talk into any potential buyer the wisdom of buying his kits, never tested or validated by a living soul. Making a Kalu Kaputa Sudu (making a black bird a white bird) scenario. 

That is simply a diplomatic trade on the streets of Colombo and average citizen loved it. I was one of those citizens. In any case, diplomats are trained to lie for the country. 

Indian are very good at it.

I can very well remember how I purchased an electronic balance for my research work (could not find a  in retail shops and the cost of importing one from Japan was prohibitive, to say the least) for less than Rs.5000/=. It is still in working condition.

Titus Stores in Pettah main street was my first visit and it did not have any to my satisfaction.

This guy used to sell these smuggled items at exorbitant prices. 

For that crime he became a dog. 

How come a dog with diplomatic instincts.

It is very simple.

He used to start the day praying at the Bo tree (pipal tree) in Pettah. In Pettah, the heart of the city of Colombo, at the head of the Central Bus Station where Olcott Mawatha meets Gas Works Street today stands a very old pipal tree.

It is also called Kodi Gaha Yata, since people used to hand small flags as an offering to gods.

 

What is in for me in these dealing?

It is a lot.

Russia has black listed us from any formal Visa. Probably due to our dealing with Ukraine during our internal conflict. We were buying faulty Russian MiG-27 helicopters from Ukraine one of which ditched in Negambo lagoon. 

I wished to travel to Russia from 1970s. Had I not been able to enter Medical Faculty, I would have ended up in Lumumba University in Russia. We had very cordial relationship with Russia. Besides, Aeroflot flights were the cheapest to London, England. But the overnight stay at Moscow made me to rethink. With very little saving in hand and no job offer in UK, missing a flight to London was not considered prudent. 

I up ended flying Swiss Air to London through Amsterdam which I hated the most and vouched not to fly again by that airline.

Emirates became my favorite over the years. 

I could not visit Russia and I wish to go for a visit to Russia accompanying this dog with diplomatic talents.

 

That is the bottom line.

 

What is in for Maha Brahma?

 

Now that Maha is in long holiday he is convinced that some of his underlings would plot to oust him in his absence. Our dog Assistant of Maha had got an inkling of this tendency and had warned him of such a scenario. Not one but several of his retinues, plotting against him. He wanted these guys to become demented. Unlike on earth Paranoia is absent in heaven. Paranoia precludes dementia in humans. Maha wants to find the genomic piece of paranoia in these two dogs and transplant the piece into his divine plotters.

It is win win situation.

He gets his competitors wrapped up in delusion of grandiosity.

 

I get a scheme to make a fast buck by copyrighting this genomic sequence while having a free ride to Russia. 

Russia has banned Ceylonese from traveling to Russia unless he or she has some blood relationship to a real Russian.

Did our Ceylonese dog solved the President Putin's problem?

I won't state that here, you have to purchase my book and read it to see how it ends.

This piece will be included in my book "Story about three dogs".

One has to buy this book and read it in full for details.

By the way, I am going to use MX Linux just installed to publish this book done in Abiword.

Singular achievement of mine.