Friday, November 25, 2016

CO2 foot imprint of ME

This article was posted when we were on a prolong strike under Ma Ra Regime (we were not allowed to talk about his deeds but we could relate him to Robert Mubgabe, who has indicated that he wants to retire at 100) who did not want to retire until 100 runs or century scored.
 
This was posted in asokaplus blog site of www.wordpress.com without a domain since no visitors except me with lot of grammatical mistakes and the like.

I have edited it a bit here at parafox.
 
My rooftop garden with water plants (including algae) mop up all the CO2, I produce and I am in CO2 Zero emission range, even though I hate algae and destroy them, that interfere with my flowering lilies.
We must not grow bananas for constipated Americans (please take as a pun)!
I have not used Russia since President Putin has vetoed the use of Russian statistics.
Growing Grass Under My Feet
It is high time that we calculate the CO2 foot imprint of every living human being on this planet before it is too late.
It is one of the most important mathematical exercises that we can undertake now.
It may be easy to do that on an animal say a cow but it may be an extremely difficult proposition for even a forest dweller of today.
Since he carries his cellphone and at least a box of matches or a lighter to the deep jungle, his carbon footprint cannot be even remotely compared to a pre-historic man. 

Where ever he sets foot even the deep-sea crust, he leaves behind a lot of CO2 footprints.

What we can do is to calculate it for an average American and then compare with a Chinese, Indian and hypothetical man who lives for 60 years.

On the alternative we can calculate for a bull or cow and extrapolate that to a sedentary American man.

American Man eats 3 to 4 cows by the time he is 45 and probably 5 by the time he says good-bye having consumed every possible advantage and resources available on this planet earth.

Then we calculate for a hypothetical bionic man who needs energy for all his activities including his air travel from say New York to New Delhi and all over the globe in one year to schedule a typical American company owner.

Then we have to figure out how many Americans live hand to mouth existence with minimum of a car ownership.

The equations will go like this

1.  5 bulls X USA (poor American)=USA (poor)

2.  USA X USA (Wealthy American) roughly equivalent to 25 bulls

3.  Total Bull consumption  = A x USA X USA (Wealthy) + B x USA (poor)
A= Total Rich Americans 
B= Total Poor Americans

4. Now 3  has to be divided by (American census-minus rich Americans)

5. Now 3 has to be divided by  (American census-minus poor Americans)

4 and 5 gives the ratio of consumption in nearest approximation to current American Standards

The results 4 and 5 should be multiplied the current Census to get a total figure

This figure should be now divided by the total current human population

My estimate even without going into nitty-gritty of the equation is like this.
  
1. An average American (poor) will have a figure of 1000
  
2. A rich American will be 1000 x 1000
  
3. Average Chinese is 100
  
4. Rich Chines will 100 x 100
  
5. An average Indian will be 10
  
6. Rich Indian 1000 x 10000 (more than that of a rich to American)

The total CO2 foot print of China comes first.

America comes second. 

And India comes 3rd even though the population come only second to China since after many years of open policies some Indian still live and breath air and do not produce much CO2 since their meals are going down including onions.

This is what India call it 21st century progress and send rocket to the space and moon and still find a way to fail in Cricket World Cup including completing of venues.

While China is barely able to feed its masses India has failed to make a square meal for the poor whereas a poor American eats 1000 times equivalent to a poor Indian.

Mind you a rich Indian with a Maharaja Image produces much CO2 footprint than an American. 
This equation has nothing to do with the bank balance or capital of an individual except its somewhat close relationship with affluence.

There are some rich people who do an enormous amount of work to decrease our impact on the planet and I appreciate their efforts. 

This is an indirect complement to them.

I want an American Scientist to disprove my equation and discovery and publish a relevant article in the prestigious magazine, American Scientist.

While all this happening I grow grass under my feet to cushion the CO2 foot prints of mine with my urine added to make its growth luxurious unlike our banana growers.
Our banana growers for the rich Americans produce more CO2 footprint by demolishing the forest with minimal trees (trees mop up CO2).

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