This was a strange dream.
I jotted down immediately since it had four parts.
The Queen of England had visited Sri-Lanka.
She was suppose to walk around with people in some parts of her motorcade and the locations were not made public.
People lined up for a Selfie with the Queen.
I was stationed in a location which was predicted as a probable land mark for her to stop the motorcade and walk along the street.
I was wearing a strange dress.
The top part was British with a shirt and tie and the bottom part was Sri-Lankan with a batik half sarong exposing my legs, somewhat like a kilt of Scottish.
The dress was not my design but a design of The British Sri-Lankan collaboration.
I had no say in the design.
I was in the center of the street somewhat akin to a semi-official.
We were waiting for a long time and I noticed people had scattered garbage around making it very unsightly.
I asked a woman who looked like a nurse to bring a broomstick to sweep the dirt.
She was arrogant and refused to do so.
I said I am a doctor in normal duties and she should obey my orders.
But I never got a chance to sweep but the second part of the dream took over.
One eyed man (I cannot remember exactly, it may be a man with one eye shaded with a eye cover) certainly not a cyclops started distributing FREE, a thin rectangular (similar to Ola leaves) pamphlet and was saying that to read the content one has to buy his monocular optical instrument.
The third part was that the one eyed man took a section of the crowd to a place which looked like a church and delivered a brief sermon.
I am not sure whether he read the content of the pamphlet.
The fourth part was brief affair and I was alarmed and woke up.
I was trying to mix people with different castes and trying to feed them with a lavish lunch/dinner (I am not sure).
Something violent hit my head and prevented me from feeding the people and I got up with fear.
I immediately send an email to Maha Brahma, the Chief of God for interpretation.
He sent a voice mail with his typical laughter.
Are you alive or dead? he questioned me.
Alive and well, Sir.
Then you did not send me a dream for sometime for interpretation.
I told him that I have the peculiar syndrome called forgetting and memory impairment and in seconds I forget all the dreams.
Besides most of the dreams were mundane and not interesting.
I told him with Yaha Palanaya, everybody who is politically somebody is in an eternal dream state, with constitutional making a priority.
Is there a second part Sir?
The Maha Brahma has a very nice habit of interrupting my dreams in flight if the end is a violent one.
He is scarred that I kick the bucket in my dream state and land in his land instantaneously.
These gods cannot dream (unlike Martin Luther King) and they rely on our dreams for amusement.
In fact, Maha is addicted to my dreams.
It was one of my wayward emails that landed in heaven and I got the first contact with heaven.
I am actually working for Apaya (Hell) Director, to scrutinize all the affidavits of Sri-Lankan politicians (they habitually lie and Apaya Director knows well).
One of those corrected (by me) affidavits landed in heaven by accident, ever since I am in contact with both Apaya and Heaven.
Apaya by email (digitally only) and heaven by voice mail.
The last part was violent.
Like Jesus on a cross you were crucified.
You are antagonizing the Church and saying “Big Bang is wrong, would you expect anything better even in dream state?
Will the crucify me?
No, then you become the resurrection of the non faith against the Faith.
They will never do that but try to appoint you as a Constitutional Consultant as a representative from the Church.
They know you hate Constitutions.
So this dream is related to constitution by default.
YES, My Boy.
You want my interpretation.
Part One is easy.
The NEW constitution will make you to wear all the underwear including 'Blue Lunkuts” in Sinhala costumes and the top wear English.
What about Tamil dresses?
Well that will be in the middle like a waist band.
What about Malay and Muslim costumes.
Well they will redesign the head gear.
They will make the Constitution first in English and later translate into Tamil and Sinhala.
That is the subtle meaning of this dream.
Part two of the dream is dicey.
It simply means when one sees a religion not one's own one will use the one eye or one lens strategy.
Binocular vision is prohibited by law or the constitution.
Third part is very tragic.
All the religious leaders will go totally blind to the current needs of the country.
They will make all the sermons anti-constitutional.
Fourth part of the dream is the easiest.
It was not related to any food.
All the birth certificates will be made null an void.
A new electronic card is issued with a warning that if any one tries to change his/her caste he or she will be executed summarily.
Did the Queen come to Sri-Lanka.
No the Queen missed the Sri-Lankan connection.
Sri-Lanka hasalready become a Cloudy Nation.